Monthly Archives: June 2011

Even better than that Tina Fey book.

I’ve often thought that if you could invent a safe, non-toxic and completely-able-to-work-without-a-trace tranquilizer dart gun for children you could be a bajillinaire. Think about it. You are relaxing on the couch at the end of a long day or … Continue reading

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Dry shampoo and other modern marvels.

When I was a kid my mom would get migraine headaches from smells. Things like a woman sitting nearby in a restaurant wearing perfume, smoke, our hippie neighbors’ incense, and too-strong-smelling laundry detergent were the enemy. As a result our … Continue reading

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Crazy schedule: 1 – Mom’s brain: 0

The last time I felt this stupid was when I was in high school. My mom and I were part of a team of runners bringing the torch for the Pan Am Games to the lakefront park in Michigan City. … Continue reading

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